We meet the most interesting people on tour. Sorry for the cheesy effects on the video. I used to have some tasteful black backgrounds behind the text but YouTube seems to delete sections of pitch black, which was causing some video errors and loss of sync (see the April Fools video for example).
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Anyone who can help us set anything up should drop us a line. Our info’s on the contact page of course.
Oct 18 : Harrisburg, PA or Auburn/Watertown/Syracuse, NY
Oct 19 : Akron/Cleveland, OH
Oct 20 : Detroit/etc, MI
Oct 21 : Chicago, IL
Oct 22 : Indianapolis/Fort Wayne/etc, IN
Oct 23 : Columbus/Cincinnati, OH
Oct 24 : Pittsburgh, PA or [...]

Yeah, we got tired of waiting for the record to come back from mastering (the process of tweaking the final mixes to raise the volume and make sure the equalization is optimized for listening on a variety of music players). So here’s one track, Salieri, from our forthcoming record.
As of yet the album is still [...]

Okay, we don’t have the record back from mastering yet. We’ll give you a few seconds to weep in the corner, tearing at your hair and gnashing your teeth.
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Done? Good. How are your teeth? Have you been brushing? Odds are if you had flossed more often you could withstand some gnashing.
But now that we don’t [...]

We’d hoped to have a song up this week, but it’s not back from mastering yet. Actually the mastering studio just got the files today, so we may not be able to post new music next week either. And I can tell that you’ve been putting on weight.
But to console you so that you don’t [...]